I'm really into asian looking animals
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You took a bar mat shot.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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