we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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