You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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