Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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