Hey man sorry I got all grabby
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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