Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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