We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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