She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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