They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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