Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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