you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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