If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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