This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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