So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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