So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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