My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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