We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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