apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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