Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I party with great urgency now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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