you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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