I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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