Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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