What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize