The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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