So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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