Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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