Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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