i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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