Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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