Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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