Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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