That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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