your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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