I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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