You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Mom said you looked used
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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