I CAN MOONWALK!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
