I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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