i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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