i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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