In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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