he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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