Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I forget how to act sober
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