did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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