I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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