Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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