If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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