Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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