I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
