But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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