i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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