Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Boobs speak an international language.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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