what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize